pineaple

pine aple

man: i love pineaple
man 2: What?
man: pineaple
man 2: Should I call a doctor?
man: pineaple
man 2: Did you just shit a pineapple?
man: pineaple
man 2: Oh my god!!!
man: *peels skin to reveal man is actually a pineaple*

by my name is cleve land brown May 28, 2023

Pine Bluff

A depreciated little ghetto in the ass crack of Arkansas

There's not shit to do in Pine Bluff.

by linzish October 19, 2008

pansexual

1. Adjective: A group which is open to members of all sexual orientations or gender identities including straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual, or transvestite.

2. Noun: A person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, transexuals, tansvestites, gender benders, hermaphrodites, intersexuals, androgenous people, and those with sex-chromosome anomaly such as klinefelter syndrome or turner syndrome.

3. Noun: A person who is a member of a pansexual group or a person who associates with people of all sexual orientations but is not necessarily interested in sex with people of all sexes or genders though they may be comfortable with public displays of affection (PDAs) or semi-public sexual activity which is not confined to their own sexual orientation.

4. Noun: One who perceives all activities and experiences as sexual.

5. Noun: One who believes that all consensual activities are ethical.

6. Noun. One who believes that all
human behavior stems from the sex drive.

7. Adj. Pertaining to a person, group, or idea fitting the above descriptions.

Derivation: From the greek "pan" (meaning "all") and the english "sexual"

Alternate forms: pansexuality pansexualism pansexualist pansexualize

Synonyms: omnisexual

XYZ is a pansexual BDSM education and support group. Any adult interested in the safe sane and consensual (SSC) practice of spanking, bondage, discipline, sadomasochism, domination & submission, polyamory, or fetishes, regardless of sexual orientation, is welcome to attend.

Membership in some alternative sexuality groups is restricted to people of a particular gender or gender preference but the pansexuals are comfortable around people regardless of sex, gender, or gender preference.

by Faustopheles April 14, 2004

go sit on a pine cone

Telling someone to fuck themeselves by putting a stick up their ass

Fuck you, go sit on a pine cone

by Svgs.ski May 13, 2016

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.

"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"

by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009

Pansexual

People who are pansexual often define themselves as "gender blind" meaning that they can love a person regardless of gender identity. Pansexuals aren't into bestiality. Pansexuals aren't attracted to pans. Pansexuals aren't confused bisexuals. Pansexuals aren't people who seeks attention.

Being pansexual just means that you love people. Pansexuals are usually just filled with love and happiness.

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

Pineappleism

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.

Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.

by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010