Elon Musking

A synonym for glossophobia.

The fear of public speaking, that causes a person to become very nervous during it and destroys their ability to even have a conversation in front of a crowd without pausing every 2 miliseconds.

-Dude I was trying to give a speech in my class and I was so nervous I almost pissed my pants.
-Oh, so you were Elon Musking?

by Your mom is a respectable woma June 6, 2020

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015

the musket

When a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a penis. During sex, semen acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.

I knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.

by theryno June 5, 2007

moskito

when you are fucking a girl in her pussy and she has her period on your dick

Trenton was fucking Sarah and she performed a moskito on him.

by Sethius Jennerings December 24, 2008

Muskingum County Facial

the act of spitting snuff, or chew into the face and or eyes of an unsuspecting victim. Originates from a county in southeastern Ohio.

"That skank underclassman just insulted you dude, go give her a Muskingum County Facial."

by daddywags55 February 23, 2009

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Elongated Musket

A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.

Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?

by thelegendofsql September 1, 2018