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Mind Palace 

The place in your mind where you can truly think and make any decision. It takes an average amount of concentration to get to.
me:"I was in my mind palace earlier today and i finally found out how that magician made it seem like he pulled off his thumb."
friend:"Your an idiot."
Mind Palace by EMAZING628 September 8, 2016

mind blown 

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!
mind blown by watermellon10 March 17, 2020

Mind goblin 

Deez nuts
I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.

Mind Meat 

When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.
1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard

2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?

1:...yup
Mind Meat by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010

mind-google 

The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.
No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.
mind-google by BFSduo November 4, 2010

Mind Stroke 

Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.
Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
Mind Stroke by blinddolphin April 8, 2011