the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.

I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

SAV METHOD

One must start drinking and never stop to maintain drunkness.

Person 1: “ah man I’m so hungover”
Person 2: “what? Just use the Sav Method”

by I'm better than you tbh August 29, 2020

munga method

An interesting or unconventional approach to something.

Person 1: I’m thinking of saving some toilet paper by just having a shower afterwards.
Person 2: That’s a bit of a munga method, sir

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

The Penthouse Method

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.

That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!

by A Trembling Omniscient Hamster May 26, 2019

The BENL Method

Having a bent penis and having to rub it against your leg to masturbate

His leg is chaffed , he must be using The BENL Method

by SaltyJoe69 June 7, 2016

staircase method

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.

1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.

2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!

by mbarsh January 1, 2011