The Luan Method

The Luan Methdod- A method to help shifting realities. Here’s how you do it!
1- Drink lots of water.
2- Eat something.
3- Have a shower if preferred.
4- Lay in a comfy position.
5- Think about the people in your desired reality and what they look or sound like.
6- Think of the stuff you will do there.
7- you will feel tingles.
8- Repeat affirmations (I am.. I am..)
9- After some time you will feel the room spinning or you will feel light, like your floating.
10- When you are sure of the symptoms, think fo your desired reality bedroom.
11- Count to 100.
12- Sleep.

The Luan Method helps me shift!

by Britishtoiletpaper June 3, 2021

stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa

Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy

by Dom December 20, 2004

SAV METHOD

One must start drinking and never stop to maintain drunkness.

Person 1: “ah man I’m so hungover”
Person 2: “what? Just use the Sav Method”

by I'm better than you tbh August 29, 2020

munga method

An interesting or unconventional approach to something.

Person 1: I’m thinking of saving some toilet paper by just having a shower afterwards.
Person 2: That’s a bit of a munga method, sir

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain

“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night”

by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020

The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

The Penthouse Method

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.

That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!

by A Trembling Omniscient Hamster May 26, 2019