Santa Rosa, New Mexico

A small, insignificant little shithole town on the side of Interstate 40 in New Mexico. Here you can be greeted by a wide variety of rundown hotels, gas stations, and trailer parks. The city is known as the city of "Natural Cesspools." The local populace revolves around the talentless and retarded high school football team.

The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!

If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).

Tourist one: "Look honey!.... a lake!"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"

by happywhiteguy October 16, 2009

New Mexico Threesome

A Threesome with 2 women and 1 man, where the 2 women stick 1 finger each into the man's butthole.

Miller had a New Mexico Threesome with Annie and Cassie and their finger's stink.

by 1507 January 9, 2012

Mexico

God's blind spot. Where you can do anything you want.

Man let's go to Mexico and get drunk.

by anonomous July 16, 2008

Killing in Mexico

Another way of saying your are super bored. Boredom of this degree only happens on 3 day weekends and during the summer.

Ronn: Yo man, what up?
J-Dawg: Dude, im killing in Mexico. I havent left this chair in 2 hours

by Brett the Pimp June 10, 2005

New Mexico Red Enchilada

When a Mexican girl is on her period and sits on your chest and punches HER self in the stomach getting red sauce all over you as if you were a tortilla.

I was with a real latina last night, she busted a New Mexico Red Enchilada all over me.

by highschool sicko April 24, 2011

US-Mexico Border

The area in which more beaners pass into the United States than air gets breathed every day. One can find people are stupid enough try and gets drugs,beaners, and a ton of other illegal contraband items to pass by hard ass U.S. soldiers who won't budge and always get caught.

P1: "So...what's the US-Mexico Border??"
P2: "Oh!! That's the place where you can get into Mexico in under a minute, but it takes about 2 hours get out of...if you're lucky."
P1: "Wow doesn't that suck."
P2: "Well, if you have nothing to lose, you could always go udf."

by crazyrunner November 28, 2007

Grants, New Mexico

A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.

Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.

Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"

Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."

Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"

by unknowngtowner March 12, 2011