Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.
This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!
by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018
Get the cake muggles mug.A typically short, brownish male with a fetish for female asses. They typically enjoy the arts, but in particular, love cooking, reading, writing, drawing, and film making. They are neither beta nor alpha males, as their levels of masculinity are known to shift based on their current levels of success. They are extremely helpful and self aware, although they may be awkward in social scenarios. However, they make for the best friends a person could ask for. Lastly, a juicy miggler MUST own an island in the South Pacific. If they do not, you may be confusing them for some other type of miggler, possibly a coridal miggler.
Alexa: I need me a juicy miggler in my life, them is rare. Plus, I hear they eat ass.
Google Home: Hell yea they do, but everyone knows juicy migglers prefer Google Home.
Google Home: Hell yea they do, but everyone knows juicy migglers prefer Google Home.
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Get the mergleh mug.Douchbag - "Hey, muggle ass nigga? Fuck you! (insert immature sex joke here)
Harry Potter fan - "Yes, and you're an immature loser whose social skills are so deplorable that your only means of communication is to make sexual innuendos that only an elementary school student would find funny. All for the sake of generating some kind of positive emotional reaction from the people around you, thus allowing you to cope day by day with you incredibly low self esteem.
Douchbag- (Proceeds to run and cry shouting "My father will hear about this" Draco Malfoy style!
Harry Potter fan - "Yes, and you're an immature loser whose social skills are so deplorable that your only means of communication is to make sexual innuendos that only an elementary school student would find funny. All for the sake of generating some kind of positive emotional reaction from the people around you, thus allowing you to cope day by day with you incredibly low self esteem.
Douchbag- (Proceeds to run and cry shouting "My father will hear about this" Draco Malfoy style!
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