masterbeader

Masterbeader is usually Melanie, but can be others that are well trained in jewelry making, beading techniques, and precious stone identification. All things beads (not anal though unless they're pink)

I was taught how to make a beaded necklace and bracelet by a masterbeader.

Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.

She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.

by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022

Macterbation

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.

You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh

by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

madsterbate

Masturbation intended to relieve anger.

My mom makes me so angry... I'm going to go madsterbate.

by Joemama23 December 25, 2007

masterbanating

1) Verb: To masturbate using an emptied banana peel.

Guy 1: "Dude, we were eating lunch and Tom started talking about masterbanating."
Guy 2: "That's fucked up."

Guy 1: "Yeah, he said he microwaved it beforehand."

by dsdude September 11, 2009