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miserable points

A points meter of the dumbness you feel or experience after doing something dumb.
I just stared at the computer for 10 minutes thinking of how to start this script plus miserable points.
by Oreo_Guy321 March 11, 2023
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Jenna Matera

Jenna Matera is literally so awesome, i wish I was her!
by jenmatera June 4, 2021
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The Capital Of Lesotho Is Maseru

Yes, It Is True That The Capital Of Lesotho Is Maseru. Now Go Back To The Home Page
by fwefff December 19, 2022
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masura

a kapampangan(other Filipino language) word means UGLY
that girl is masura
by KDlove March 5, 2009
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Maceration

Maceration is the artisinal process Belvedere uses to create the world’s best super premium flavoured vodka. The process uses only natural ingredients, delicately drawing out the vibrant flavours from fruit peels, flesh and flowers, combined with the finest super premium vodka and technical expertise.
My only vices are shopping and maceration!

Maceration is something you can do alone or with friends...

There is no shame in Macerating
by secretdrinker March 18, 2009
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mastrait

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room
that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
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Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank
Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"
by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009
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