the Jersey Maneuver

Intentional reducing following distance between vehicles on a public roadway in an attempt to prevent a third vehicle from merging.
Verb: Jerseyed; to be Jerseyed

The jerk tried to pull the Jersey Maneuver, preventing me from getting on the highway. I haven't seen driving like that since I moved out of Jersey.

by JZ775 March 10, 2010

Heinz Maneuver

The act of fucking your partner (male/female) in the doggy style position while violently smacking her ass (as one would a ketchup bottle) causing their nose to smash into the headboard, resulting with blood (ketchup) to be released from your partners nose. Repeat smacking motion until desired amount of ketchup(blood) is released.

Moe wouldn't shut up so I put him in The Heinz Maneuver.

Katarina didn't go to the store to buy ketchup so later that night i put some french fries under her pillow and performed the Heinz Maneuver to remind her who's boss and what her responsibilities are.

The best way to shut a bitch up is to put her in The Heinz Maneuver!!

by sexmachinestanley January 25, 2011

Chris King Maneuver

The act of a person(s) stage diving onto an empty dance floor and breaking ones foot and/or ankle while playing bass.

"Dude!! if that guys guy isn't careful, he's totally gonna pull a Chris King Maneuver!!!" **SNAP**

by Eye_Witness_ March 5, 2011

The Free Speech Maneuver

A situation in when a person comments on another person's comment/opinion/statement/sentence and that other person claims they "have free speech and a right to an opinion" but then makes a biased claim stating that because of their free speech rights, that person should respect and not make comments about their comment/opinion/statement/sentence. Little does that person know is that Free Speech is a double standard.

Person 1: "I don't like black people."
Person 2: "Well I don't like you and I think your opinion sucks."

Person 1: "Hey this is America! I have free speech so shut up you asshole!"

Person 2: "Here we go again, The Free Speech Maneuver..."

by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014

Lamb Maneuver

Taking a shit in a girl's pussy

Yo man, I just pulled the Lamb maneuver on my girl and she kicked me out!

by J Faust January 24, 2005

Fonz maneuver

A sexual maneuver first derived by the ladies man, which involves inserting both thumbs up a ladies butt, like the fonz.

"you gotta get a thumb up in there like matter o' fact get two thumbs in there like the fonze eeeyy"

by steve November 16, 2003

picard maneuver

When fucking your woman you move so quick alternating from vagina to anus she feels it in both regions simultaneously.

Jeff gave Sally the picard maneuver. Sally couldn't walk for days.

by Picard Maneuver April 15, 2010