Makeup Men

The politicians and billionaire men who wear makeup and have been given power and wealth.

This is what you get when you put in Makeup Men. You know they're going to lie to you and then do stupid shit like war and stock market manipulation to distract you from the fact that they wear makeup like women.

by Publius0987 September 16, 2025

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It’s way more than just a foundation bottle or products it’s a sign somebody hurt you in the past and your trying to change so it doesn’t happen again it may start with your moms or sisters but it make you truly insecure just like how it made me

Oh she is wearing so much makeup I could just wipe it all off

by Justsomesadgirl February 22, 2024

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Makeup warrior

British slang for a bootleg representation of African cultures

Did you see those Makeup warriors at the tube?

by Bobby white house October 10, 2021

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Mustn’t Makeup May

A challenge akin to “No Nut November” except that in the challenge, girls must abstain from using any from of makeup for the entire month of May.

Abby:“Why aren’t you wearing makeup Jess?”
Jess:“Don’t you know! It’s Mustn’t Makeup May Abby!

by 69Ligma69 November 7, 2020

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Powdered, liquid, or creamy substances, primarily used by women.
With enough practice to get skilled at it, it allows them to paint an attractive face on top of the original one.

John: Look at that girl, wow, she's stunningly beautiful.

Mark: Cool down bro, I know her. It's all makeup - It makes up for her shitty attitude.

by The Real Gentleman February 16, 2018

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