take her makeup off

Fuck her so hard that her makeup comes off.

Yeah, she wanted me to take her makeup off.

by Annamaybe December 21, 2019

Mustn’t Makeup May

A challenge akin to “No Nut November” except that in the challenge, girls must abstain from using any from of makeup for the entire month of May.

Abby:“Why aren’t you wearing makeup Jess?”
Jess:“Don’t you know! It’s Mustn’t Makeup May Abby!

by 69Ligma69 November 7, 2020

Your so good at Makeup!

In the context of an instagram comment on a post with low effort makeup means "haha you think you're sneaky wearing makeup"

not to be confused with "Wow your eyeliner is flawless" or "please teach me your ways oh goddess"

*posts selfie on instagram wearing only mascara*

Jessica who does not wear makeup: your so good at makeup!

What she means: I don't wear makeup and Im better than you

by heard1073 May 12, 2021

National No Makeup Day

On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty

John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”

by Grayson allen June 6, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Make Up Your Mind

MAKE A FUCKING DECISION

can you hurry and make up your mind?

by jackass45 September 6, 2018

madeupidence

It's like evidence, except you just made it up.

White House Press Spokesman Sean Spicer provided extensive madeupidence to prove Donald Trump had the largest inauguration ever!

by sftownie February 15, 2018