northern lolly

An oxo cube on a stick for licking. Northern substitute for a lollipop. Beef flavour preferred.

I fancy a northern lolly

by Crouching tiger September 23, 2013

coke lolly

when the cocaine crust in your nostril mixes with a booger.

"chili was on a 3 day bender, blew his nose and topped up with a coke lolly."

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad February 28, 2018

Lolbix

A variety of breakfast cereal similar to Weetbix, though containing the hearty helping of lol that Weetbix lacks.

Can also apply to biscuits (cookies) by extension.

"What are you having for breakfast?"

"Oh, we ran out of Weetbix, so I'm having a big bowl of lolbix instead".

by lolbixation March 17, 2010

lolly-dally

A combination of lollygag (fool around) and dillydally (procrastinate, delay). Lolly-Dallying involves fooling around in order to delay doing anything productive.

She was often late because of her lolly-dallying.

by rawbeez November 15, 2011

lolbrawlreference

"lolbrawlreference" is an achievement in Escaping the Prison from the Henry Stickmin series. It is achieved if you choose the downwards to the left path, in which Henry will trip on the ground, earning you the achievement. The joke is about Super Smash Bros. Brawl, in which the player has a small chance to trip when turning around.

Achievement:

"lolbrawlreference
lmao"

by jjbean09 October 8, 2020

Government Lobby

Packing a huge amount of weaponry, generally concealed. Derived from the signature Matrix scene in which Neo, the protagonist of said movie, defeats an entire military squad with a vast array of firearms concealed under his trenchcoat.

Can be used for replica (i.e. paintball or airsoft) weaponry as well as the real deal.

"Dude, yesterday I had an airsoft match with the guys down at the field."
"Well, what happened?"
"We were having a blast and then Jonathan went all Government Lobby on us. I swear, he went through 4 pairs of pistols he had under his jacket."
"...So?"
"He'd borrowed them from me and he left them all out on the grass."

by Airsofter October 21, 2007

Atomic lobby bomb

The act of farting in an elevator immediately before you step out of it, while ensuring that you depress the button that returns the elevator to ground level, thereby anonymously gassing unsuspecting people that are awaiting the elevator.

Some asshole was pissed off at me for not holding the elevator door, so before I went to my room I sent that fucker an atomic lobby bomb.

by Crystal weed injector January 11, 2013