Lobster Roll 

When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.

I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.

Lobster Roll by websters-dick-ionary October 1, 2021

Lobster hickey 

A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.

Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.

Lobster hickey by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021

lobster head 

chump, mark

"you had to fuck that lobster head-ass nigga...i should have slapped you...but the god said CHIIILL..."

lobster head by mister ill May 9, 2003

lobster boobs 

a badly sunburned chest of a woman.so red if that of a lobster..

"WHOA did you see stephanies lobster boobs yesturday?...tragic"

lobster boobs by steph-o-matic November 24, 2007

lobster fest 

a group of sunburnt people at the beach, park etc

guy 1:"Whoa look at them! Its a freakin lobster fest!"
guy 2:"Yeah, they are little on the crispy side"

lobster fest by AJAX09 May 26, 2009

Lobster Cream 

The clear ooze the erupts from a pimple directly after the puss comes out of it.

Billy Bob: Yo Wilbur, saw you gettin' a BJ from Wilma behind the pigly wigly yesterday, but why'd you run off crying right in the middle of it?
Wilbur: When she was goin down on my 1 inch vienna her face rubbed up against my ball from and one of her pimples popped all over it. The lobster cream got all in my shit and I had to run home and wash it out.

Billy Bob: She's pregnant......

Lobster Cream by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013

Lobster-back 

An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).

That dirty Lobster-back has bad teeth.

Lobster-back by frick1 February 24, 2010