jalapenolingus 

When you eat hot peppers and then eat a vagina

After dinner we went home and I performed Jalapenolingus on her.

jalapenolingus by Addemup77 August 29, 2018

Jalapeño

Derogatory term for Mexicans often used by country people to describe them.

Hey Andrew you hear I lost my job to a damn Jalapeño?

Jalapeño by OrangeJoseph February 19, 2019

Jalapeño Vacuum 

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

Jalapeño Vacuum by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

jalapeno blow job 

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

jalapeno blow job by MC Busta September 5, 2019

Jalapeno Enema 

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.

1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."

Jalapeno Enema by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020

Jalapeno Popper 

To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first

I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire

Jalapeno Popper by moochzigg March 11, 2020

jalapeno pussy popper 

when you eat a jalapeno pussy popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.

(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.

jalapeno pussy popper by Pikachuandme November 13, 2020