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jalapeno pussy popper

when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.

(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.

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when you eat a jalapeno pussy popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.

(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.

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I'm going to to Tom Phillips you so hard, you won't be able to talk tomorrow.

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The act of pushing a nerds rope (or similar candy) out of a butthole while the other person deepthroats it, then pushes it back inside.

"Honey why did you by so many nerds ropes?"
"Oh baby, we'er gunna try candy holein tonight"

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A feeling of extreme anxiety that rolls over you very strong and leaves you quickly. Extreme Fatigue and sweating usually follows.

All day I had anxiety wave, and now all I want to do is sleep.

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Dipping your sweaty all day work balls into a women's mouth.

Dude, when I got home, she let me used teabag her. Nastiest shit I've ever done.

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