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Israeled

A negative and antisemitic term created by those who hate the only democratic country in the Middle East. Just as you wouldn't use certain terms that are pejorative (negative) for POC or religions, this word will show you as a rude bigot.
I have been Israeled (instead of Jewed).
by NoHatredHere December 27, 2023
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Israeled

When someone develops modern agricultural systems to make arid, neglected land fertile.
Nobody planted watermelon here until we Israeled it and now we have fresh fruit year-round.
by cultivate your mind January 9, 2024
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Israeled

When someone takes your stuff, your space, your idea, your man, your dog’s bed — whatever — and claims it with so much boldness, fake confidence, and historical flashbacks that you start questioning if it ever was yours to begin with.
"My ex israeled my Netflix account—changed the password, added her mom’s email, and then DM’d me crying about 'digital self-defense'."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
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ISRAELED

(VERB) The act of persevering through hardship and then, through hardwork and mental fortitude, becoming something of matter and meaning.
That desert was really a wasteland, but now it has fruit orchards! That desert has clearly been Israeled.

I really bombed on opening night, but the next show, I pulled myself together and I really israeled it on stage that night, getting a standing O.
by RationalBeing January 11, 2024
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Anti-Israel

Someone who is anti-Semitic and wants to kill you if you are Jewish. Could not be a less helpful person in society and is always making false claims.
You're a burden to society? Oh, you must be anti-Israel.
by Schanzer December 27, 2023
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Israeled

Israeled
Jack tried to burn down my house and rape my wife, so I Israeled him
by Larry the bulldog January 9, 2024
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Israelized

When someone is very generous toward you. Send their best people to help you when your country goes through natural disasters. Open their hospitals to you when you are sick, even if you are their enemy. Operate your brain tummor and cure you even though you are a terrorist .
He helped you find the way even though you beat him? You've been Israelized.
by UnitedWeStandISrael January 25, 2024
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