by banjana June 11, 2024
Get the Israelmug. Someone approached me to share my camping tent, eventually told me to leave and took it as his.
- looks like I got israeled by him.
- looks like I got israeled by him.
by TabirAlam October 24, 2023
Get the israeledmug. It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them
Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.
Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.
Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.
by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Sacred land of Jewish people and rightfully belonging to Jews, which is also a Holy land for Christians.
Also a very beautiful country.
Also a very beautiful country.
by Givemesomecheese November 24, 2023
Get the Israelmug. The act of defending and fighting for what was once rightfully yours and got kicked out but now you came back and fought for it now it's yours once again.
Paleshit stole Peter's land left to him by his dead father now Peter is grown and strong to fight for it and got it back from Paleshit. Paleshit got Israeled
by Koramutina January 29, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.
We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.
by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. The way that it's sold IS THE FUCKING RELIGION! THE ENTITLEMENT TO THE LAND IS A RELIGIOUS CLAIM! THE RELIGION IS "USING GENOCIDE ON PEOPLE WHO AREN'T DOING THE RELIGION" IT SAYS IT IN THE BOOK.
A dumb whore "Religion makes people feel good. And there are nice religious people. Therefore, it's not the religion (per se)"
Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."
Hym "Wrong! Wrong. Do fat cocks make you feel good? Are there nice people with fat cocks? You're defending their pleasure so you you can enforce a culture where people's pleasure is defended... So that YOUR pleasure must necessarily be defended. It's self-preservation. In the context of Jordan Peterson's thing... That fat cock cervix pounding orgasm is GOD to you. Israel exists because God says that it must. The Jews rule over it because God says they must. And they are fine with eradicating the obstacles inhabiting the Gaza stripe because God is a psychopath. And anyone who isn't favored by him, anyone who isn't doing what he wants is an obstacle. And I would know becuase..."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the Israelmug.