hung like planet pluto 

having a penis that is hard to see with the naked eye

"man he's hung like planet pluto"

hung like planet pluto by kelly pierce September 17, 2006

Hung Fu 

Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!

David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".

Hung Fu by udontnome June 10, 2009

hung'd 

Hick talk for one who has been hung; as in "we hung that bastard"

"He's done been hung'd"

hung'd by adam hume December 11, 2006

Hung like a thumbtack 

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

Hung like a thumbtack by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Hung to the tits 

How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.

I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!

Hung to the tits by JimmyRK November 17, 2018

Hung like Sea Biscuit 

Rare specimen of trouser snake on those whose ancestors migrated from Eastern Asia.

Just my luck…. Hung like Sea Biscuit

Hung like Sea Biscuit by William TJax January 15, 2022

hung like a skunk 

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

hung like a skunk by anonymous January 29, 2022