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An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.
"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"
by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

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How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.
I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!
by JimmyRK November 17, 2018

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When a male masturbates with his thumb pointing in so it feels like someone else is doing it.
"Self love is better than no love. But point your thumb in, close your eyes and pretend someone else is doing it"
by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

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A colloquial name for a baby pacifier.
"Hey honey. Can you grab the babies dumbtit?"
by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

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Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.
Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.
by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

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Slang for a girl who’s an easy lay.
She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.
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When you’re leaving a girls apartment but she decides to give you one last orgasm before you leave.
I realized she was a keeper when she got down on her knees and gave me a doorgasm. After she smirked and said ‘goodbye’ as she wiped her lips 😏
by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

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