An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.
"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"
How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.
I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!
When a male masturbates
with his thumb pointing in so it feels like someone else is doing it.
"Self love is better than no love. But point your thumb in, close your eyes and pretend someone else is doing it"
A colloquial name for a baby pacifier.
"Hey honey. Can you grab the babies dumbtit?"
Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.
Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.
Slang for a girl who’s an easy lay.
She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.
When you’re leaving a girls apartment but she decides to give you one last orgasm before you leave.
I realized she was a keeper when she got down on her knees and gave me a doorgasm. After she smirked and said ‘goodbye’ as she wiped her lips 😏