fuck tissues

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.

"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

push-n-pull

Masterbating while taking a shit.

Treat yourself to a Push-n-pull. Don’t knock it till you try it

by JimmyRK November 27, 2020

Turtle

Slang for a girl who’s an easy lay.

She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.

by JimmyRK November 27, 2020

Erasist

Someone from the cancel culture who tries to erase past people and past events that they disagree with. As if that will make things better 🙄

“You’re an erasist!” “That’s erasist!”

by JimmyRK July 27, 2022

Hung to the tits

How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.

I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!

by JimmyRK November 18, 2018

Doorgasm

When you’re leaving a girls apartment but she decides to give you one last orgasm before you leave.

I realized she was a keeper when she got down on her knees and gave me a doorgasm. After she smirked and said ‘goodbye’ as she wiped her lips 😏

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018