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by your on crack if you read this February 10, 2022
Get the Hurmling mug.when a girl uses a guys flaccid member to get off. This mostly occurs after the man has came and no longer has a erection and the woman rides on top, pressing her clit into his head.
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Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.
by KatieKates992 August 4, 2009
Get the Dry humping mug.Bamboo Humping (verb): Part of Sexual Intercourse in which the female lays in a hammock while the male fiercly penetrates (the act of screwing) the female in the squating position. Known to induce incredibly strong loud orgasms.
by baboomshka November 16, 2006
Get the Bamboo Humping mug.To overtly perform an emotion, state-of-being or sentiment, when one has no direct experience with the thing performed. Inspired by Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah in May 2005. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. The act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture.
Those kids at the Phish concert drive BMWs and live in the suburbs, yet they dress like hippies. All their talk about world peace is just humping the couch if you ask me.
by Eric J. Gordon August 27, 2005
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Get the starfish humping mug.Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.
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