negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

hostagepanda

hostagepanda is a swag twitch streamer who you should go check out yk idk, he's also really unfunny but yeah! he likes bo burnham though so definitely go check him out <3 also he loves people talking about horrid henry in his chat and discord server!

person 1: do you watch hostagepanda?
person 2: yeah! hes so swag
person 3: no, he's a prick

by libby_ April 26, 2022

hastage

The awful spelling of hashtag.

#goToSchool

I don’t know how to spell hastage.

by ChloeLoveHarryPotter March 10, 2018

hosstage

A prized equine dat you hold captive for leveraging your bargaining power.

If Ben Cartwright's kidnappers had hauled off his towering middle son instead, they would not likely have been able to detain their hosstage for long --- said burly behemoth would likely have simply clobbered said outlaws to get away; he would not have had to resort to brain-power strategizing da way his less-tall-statured Paw had to do.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

hostaggebtaiers

Scottish term for hostage takers, more specifically "takers of women with feces"

Aye there hostaggebtaiers have our scared women!

by Krifmas July 19, 2024