Goostie

A person that is a ghost and cant even be noticed by anybody. A lonely, yet average person.

That dude is such a Goostie

by Goostie September 9, 2021

Goostanilov

Affectionate term for your goose like mate. Even if they flap about and make you worry.

Your being a right goostanilov flappin like tht

by Conanticklepink November 21, 2021

Goosetafarian

A dude who honks like a goose and smokes loads of erb.
Usually a long necked white dweeb.

"is kalem coming to the party tonight?"

"ah he's a such a goosetafarian, honkin up all the puff"

by Conanticklepink November 29, 2021

goosetastic

adj. Expression of sarcastic pseudo-praise. Better than “Awesome, yawn.” Much better.

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Canada won another gold medal in some lame ice-related sport.

That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.

by gnostic3 December 29, 2021

goostrich

n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.

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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.

Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.

by gnostic3 January 7, 2022

gooshing

The act of cooming while you and other male platonic friends wear vibrating butt plugs and/or prostate massagers while under the influence of large quantities of MDMA.

Unless you're homosexual, your top must stay on.

"I was gooshing so hard last night, now I have a huge comedown and my asshole is too sore to sit."

"OMG i'm gonna gooooosh!"

by Happy Psyop World February 21, 2022

Gooshy Brain

(1.) A fairly uncommon insult denoting one’s mental capacity.

(2.) However, in recent history it has been recorded as describing a particularly pleasurable act of fellatio.

(1.) James must have gooshy brain because he totally failed that super easy test.

(2.) Bro Ally gave me that gooshy brain last night!!

by Professor Gooshy Brain May 19, 2022