Garfield: The Search For Pooky

Quite literally "Hell on Earth: The Video Game."

Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021

dirty Garfield

Is a person who eats pussy while there partner is urinating.

My woman has to pee I'm going to dirty Garfield her pussy.

by Trucker man July 9, 2021

Andrew Garfield

the best and hottest actor on the planet.
he has an immaculate voice and is the only man i would get on my knees for.

andrew garfield belongs to me and you cannot have him. he is mine.

by your achilles heel January 20, 2022

Garfield Sandwitch Face

A sandwitch made of Garfields Jizz.

Go eat a garfield sandwitch face

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003

garfield

Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.

"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"

by kilo G September 30, 2003

Garfield

When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"

"Dude, I heard you hooked up with a fatty last night?"

"Haha yeah, I gave her the Garfield!"

by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 5, 2009

Garfielded

a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed

DUDE! Ya'll just got Garfielded!!!! LOL, that was a fucked up Garfielding!!!

by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004