five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

10-footer

A vehicle that looks fine from 10 feet away, but once you get closer you realize how beat up it actually is.

That car ? Yeah that’s a 10-footer. Don’t look at it too much, or the magic will fade away.

by aeskellion February 2, 2024

three hundred footer

A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.

Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.

by Kahionwiioh April 4, 2016

Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.

I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.

by N1T3AL November 29, 2020