Friend

1. One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love.
2. A sexual partner.
3. A person who is cosmopolitan, considerate, random, intellegent yet childish when convenient.

You're such a good friend!

by Paramour paramount* March 4, 2009

no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

by Explanations November 14, 2011

Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

by Jjjjdejjjj September 22, 2018

Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

Friend

Someone who will have your back no matter what ..through all the ups and downs ..who will always try to make you smile ..and loves you regardless of who or what you are ..a friend does not discriminate or judge cause they believe every one who is kind to them shall receive kindness in reaturn ..a protector of all under the name of friend

I'll always be your friend

by Rollin thunder November 25, 2018

friends

I can like you and
I can love you and
that
to me
is rare

"she said that even though friends come and go, there is sense in loving them while they're here"

by Krkič September 19, 2020

Friends

Fictional creatures who everybody talks about, but they don't actually exist. Believing in them makes you happy, much like young children believe in fairies. But, don't be fooled, 'friends' is just a made up word.

Mad Person: I have so many friends!
Normal Person: Ermmmmm... I don't think you do.

by A.A.A.A August 11, 2013