Flap Clap

A woman who has large pussy flaps (lips) so large and loose that when she walks it makes a clapping noise.

No doubt, she has Flap Clap, I heard that chic from around the corner, clap, flap, clap, flap, clap, clap, flap, clap

by CrunchyCritter July 18, 2011

ham flap

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.

Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.

by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006

Flap tash

When the female looks down as the male licks her out and appears to have a pubic hair moustache.

"I hadn't shaved in a while and when I looked down he had a right flap tash"

eg. go to google, image search, moustache, top right hand of 1st page.

by Captian nobwash December 11, 2002

Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

Flap-Bag

The flap of fat that hangs over the pant line of an obese person.

That lady has one huge flap-bag.

Check out the flap-bag on that person.

by Drew Butner February 10, 2009

Flapinese

Flappy and saggy skinned old people.

"Hey, look at all them flapinese hanging around the gazebo!"

by we-take-your-breath-away June 12, 2009

flap scrubbing

Literally, manual female masturbation.
Or figuratively, wasting time, as in goofing off,
fucking off, or the feminine version of jerking off

She's obviously so horny it's interfering with her work. She needs to go home to scrub her flap.
Please take a break from your flap scrubbing and bring me a beer.

by Shayman Bob June 7, 2011