flatatahata

hatin on some broad with a small chest
"flat tit hater"

damn dude why you gotta be a flatatahata

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Flatback

Someone who has a flatback as a result of laying on their back too much. Who are of a promiscious nature. Or simply, a female who is a sloppy, loose, trollup.

"man, that Deanna, she is such a flat back, I have seen her with 3 different guys this week!"

or

"Wow, why is he dating that flatback whore?"

by Elphaba. W. Witch August 5, 2008

flatuaquatics

flatuaquatics refers to an event where flatulence or "farts" sounds muffled by liquid, but is, in fact, dry. It may also sound like what is known as a "wet fart", or a "Shart", when someone farts and a little shit comes out.

Steve: "Dood, Tyler, did you just crap your pants?"

Tyler: "No, just some flatuaquatics"

Steve: "You sure?"

Tyler: "Let me check, yep".

Steve: "Oh, cool."

by T-Hood t.c. December 10, 2009

Flatwaring

A sexual position used in a gay orgy. When all men lay one on top of another, like plates in a cabinet.

"Wow, that flatwaring party we went to made me cum so hard!"

by VaginaBaconKittens December 3, 2013

flatlander

flatlander is a species of people who live in flatland. Talked about by Edwin Abbott Abbott in his book "flatland". It is a thought experiment about 2 dimensional beings, and their perceptions. A intro to the math subject topography.

A Square is a flatlander, he discovered lineland, and was once visited by A sphere, and was baffled by the 3rd dimension.

by clayton bigsby the fourth November 6, 2017

Flatmate

a person who you share a room with

My flatmate's telling me to put an ONION in my room

by Gokaes June 10, 2018

Flatassitosis

A condition in which one's gluteus maximus is less than the required amount for effective booty shaking.

Due to my state of flatassitosis, I will be unable to partake in the twerking competition.

by Rainestar June 29, 2018