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Financially Sexy

Originally coined by women in the late 1980's as "Financially Attractive" when talking about an ugly guy, this new definition is now used by the "Wiser" Gentleman ( A male of approximately +35 years). A man who has probably just come off his 3rd serious relationship with a "Hot sort" ( A feamle aged 25 +/- 5 years old) since losing his virginity and has no coin left due to her Insta lifestyle requirements. The said "Wiser" gentleman has now realised that the Hot sort is not worth the time nor financial effort and is happier with someone who has a better paying career, brains and at sometimes alot older, rather than the "Hot sort" looks he has committed to in the past. Hence the male equivalent term "Financially Sexy".
20 y.o. Dave: "Bro check out 'Ol mate and his Missus! It's like looking at a Lion with a Hippo."
35 y.o. Tony: "Mate! That Hippo is the local Doc in town. I can understand why, she is definitely Financially sexy!"
by Crewy84 January 16, 2020
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Financially anal fisted

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time
by Karlaur September 28, 2018
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financially challenged

phrase describing ones cash flow, also known as "broke as shit."
No, I ain't goin' to the bar. I'm financially challenged as fuck!
by Melvin5000 June 27, 2010
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Financially impotent

A grown man who cannot provide or isn't willing to provide for himself or his family.

A grown manLacking in work ethic lacking in career ambition and financial drive. No self-pride No self-respect always borrowing money in debt

A grown man with no shame living off other people particularly, living off women in his life.

A grown man who doesn't know how to sustain a job. Often unemployment more than employed.

A grown man who plays video games all day unemployed living a financial parasitical existence.
Financially Impotent: A grown adult man who cannot provide for himself nor his family.
by Truth seeker 71 August 9, 2018
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Financially Raped

Paying for healthcare in the United States
Jack: "I just went to the hospital"
Alice: "Damn dude, sounds like you were financially raped!"
by Ninaleven June 28, 2023
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Financicles

Those things that you are grabbed by during budget cuts.
That department is screwed, the CFO has them right by the financicles.
by thespacecadet May 19, 2017
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creative financing

To find unique, and usually illegal, ways to obtain large amounts of money in a short period of time.
"I gotta come up with some creative financing if I'm gonna come up with 2G's"
by Neener June 15, 2004
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