spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 02, 2019

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

Financial Fair Play

Something that Manchester City totally hasn’t breached 115 times

We have 115 Financial fair play charges!!!
Stfu they don’t matter

by fordashy is gay June 28, 2023

booty-financier

To bank in someone else's ass at an interest rate of 1-2%, depending on age.

This girl is really into becoming a booty-financier at such a young age.

by Ringtarder June 05, 2022

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! May 24, 2018

Making a financial gain

when you make a financial gain you make money or accrue valuable things by fair means or foul.

Some girls are always on the qui vive for making a financial gain out of every date possible.

Similar usage: Make a political gain

by Zami Karzai September 09, 2018

Wealthy Financier

Paedophile

The wealthy financier Jeffrey Epstein...

by Sudhakar we tf such July 22, 2020