Lol Farmer 

One who goes on to online games in social environments and constantly cracks lame jokes where people would reply to with a "Lol" to keep them from feeling bad.

Also can happen in classroom environments, when one person is labeled as funny and everyone laughs at every joke they crack, no matter how stupid.

Zezima cooked a fish and got 99 cooking!

Player: Lol

Teacher: It was enormously broad.
Lol Farmer: That's what she said!
Class: Lol

Lol Farmer by Pantho May 16, 2009

scab farmer 

Generally used to refer to a filthy person with gross habits. Assuming they're already gross enough to continually pick at scabs and eat them. Meth addicts are often associated with this term as they constantly pick at their scabs and eat them to get residual meth in the blood.

Uugghh! That dude looks like a total scab farmer!

scab farmer by carboncobalt July 12, 2014

Charm farm 

Charm farm: The act of planting, seeding and cultivating charm in a extraordinarily effective way leaving victims infatuated, smitten and hypnotised by the charm farmer’s swift act of charm. Charm farming is considered illegal in some countries as it contributes to a high number of unwanted pregnancies and must be used only by trained professionals. Charm farmers act quickly and swiftly similar to the Slash and burn cultivation techniques employed by the agricultural industry, often leaving entire nightclubs, shopping centres and festivals completely devastated by their charm. Charm farming must not be confused with charm storming, which is severely inferior in quality and effectiveness.

Person 1: Man I have the worst customer on the phone at the moment
Person 2: that’s cool man, I’ll have a chat to them and sort them out, can you get my pitchfork please?
Person 1: pitchfork???!
Person 2: yeh man so I can set up my charm farm.
Person: 1: shiiiit bro you better be careful, last time I used my charm farm I woke up covered in like 30 naked bitchez.

Charm farm by vinny.shan March 8, 2013

Faris 

Usually a humble man, he will treat you better than anyone ever could. He will make you his queen and love and respect you no matter what. He's always happy and super uplifting, he never fails to put a smile on your face when you don't seem to be happy. He doesn't fall in love easy, but when he does you have to make sure to keep him safe, losing him will be the biggest mistake of your life. He just wants what's best for you and doesn't like seeing anyone hurt. He gives the best advice even though people might not always listen. Having him in your life is a blessing, so keep him safe! He's handsome and cute and he's smile will give you butterflies.

I think I found my Faris, when I think about he's smile I instantly get butterflies

Faris by thisisstupid15 November 11, 2020

lesbian farmer 

the true form of 5 seconds of summer’s member Ashton Irwin. He thrives with good looks, golden locks and the most beautiful outfit known to mankind. Nowadays he may be confused as to what people mean by the lesbian farmer, but only true fans understand the inner beauty of Ashton Irwin aka the lesbian farmer.

Luke Hemmings: “why are you searching lesbian farmer? is that your kink?”
Calum Hood: “no! Ashton Irwin is my kink, this is just for research”

lesbian farmer by ghostofyou August 10, 2018

farmer fairy 

A gay or gay-curious guy that uses a farmers daughter to get to her dad, the farmer. Prevalent in areas with low gay populations- the Midwest and Minnesota.

Damn dude, did you know that Cory was a farmer fairy? He just dated Nicole just to get to her farmer daddy, Bryant?

farmer fairy by BulleitRye August 31, 2022

Animal Farmed 

When some piece of text, particularly a website, changes without notice to help impose a new viewpoint.

That NYT article was totally Animal Farmed after critics called it anti-Semitic!

Animal Farmed by Mr. XY April 4, 2013