Failicorn

somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.

Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.

Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?

Jimm: you're such a failicorn...

by Sepulverture June 15, 2009

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Failenese

The Language that all failures speak towards another.

1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.

by Blazinet July 15, 2009

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Failize

failing to understand one's point or statement made

you still failize to see why baby did you like that player!!

by cattdaddy December 28, 2009

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Failias

The failure to come up with a believable fake name due to time constraints or panicked thinking.

Policeman at car window: "Sir, this car was just seen at a popular doggingspot. I'll need your name, please."

David Armstrong: my name is John... Super... Man...

Policeman: That goddamn failias crap ain't gonna work on me, boy! Get the hell out here!

by John Superman November 28, 2013

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falie

literally the most amazing person you will ever meet and will always be there for you. she’s a nice, beautiful girl that gets good grades, has good friends, and will always find a way to make your day better and care for you. her personality is also really funny and outgoing. never disappoint a falie. never.

“look at this amazing person!”

“her name is Falie! :)”

by big boi 27 June 4, 2019

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