Facebook crush

A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.

"I've got a Facebook crush on a guy I was going to rent a room from, but in the end we just friended each other."

by brooklyncat May 11, 2009

facebook official

how you know shit's real.

1: hey man, are you going out with sally yet?
2: yeah, dude, it's facebook official now.

by kscar May 4, 2008

Facebook Photographer

This is some kid who was given or purchased a DSLR and now believes they are photographers. Like every picture they take could be in a gallery.

Emily is a Facebook Photographer

by Master bv October 12, 2010

Facebook Loser

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.

"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"

by Simple corn January 20, 2011

facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.

Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.

by selvol December 17, 2013

Facebook

Facebook, or “The Facebook,” is an internet site that runs via a series of tubes. It is also the number one searched word on Google. It was once prophesied that Greg would use The Facebook to find pictures of Gladiators. His friend, Richard, told him that was stupid. He should just find pictures of Gladiators with Google. Beth chimes in saying that 83.3% of all Gladiators were vegans. Richard and Greg agreed that nobody liked Beth.

I have 3,000 friends on the Facebook but I still feel so lonely.

Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope I’m Preston.

by MBP2000 August 22, 2019

Facebook Legit

Means that nothing is for real or legitimate unless it is clearly stated on Facebook.

Rachel: So are they dating or what?
Mark: I don't know, it's not Facebook legit.

by blueguitar June 22, 2009