hillbilly divorce

A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings
"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009
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No Fault Divorce

A method that allows a more natural percentage marriages to end as they should have before No Fault Divorces were possible.
The divorce rate is around 50% which is the natural percentage today. No Fault Divorce allows people to do what people do. Lack of No Fault Divorce is un-natural and keeps the percentages lower. It is unfortunate that children need to suffer as a result of bad decisions made by adults.
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Divorce Shower

A celebration of freedom and independence when ending a marriage or long term relationship.
Me and the boys are throwing divorce showers all summer long.
by Buddhaenamored June 08, 2020
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Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.
I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.
by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018
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Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.
Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.
by Kitty kitty lol lol February 23, 2021
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Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
by Clonkerino June 15, 2020
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Divorce-a-versary

Anniversary of when you and your significant other (currently living together) were first divorced.
by Laird Mayhew June 29, 2017
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