diamonddiggerdom

A living god

Diamonddiggerdom fucked your mom but didn't get her pregnant because he didn't want to make her more fat than she already is

by xDom_ June 16, 2020

Digcondicrondus

When your teacher won't stop making "your mom" jokes.

Student:"Hey Mr Smith I heard your son was in an accident is he ok?"

Teacher:"I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

Student:"This is a Digcondicrondus moment!"

Cue Laugh Track

by FRICKO MODE June 17, 2021

diemond35472

someone who knows how the water horsey moves

FUCKING MELMETAL CAN SHOVE HIS NUTS UP HIS ASS

dude 1: do u know how the horsey moves
dude 2: no but diemond35472 does

by somefriccboi fards fish March 21, 2023

Skin Diamond

GOAT. The best to ever do it. (in porn) She's also a talened singer!

Check out Skin Diamond's scenes with James Deen. You'll bust.

by essenceual January 18, 2017

José Digma

José Digma originated from the Mexican folktale Joe Mamia where Joe Mamia was recruited for a expedition to find and kill José Digma who at the time was unleashing a deadly plague known as ligma. José Digma was located on top of mountain Hairib allsack which is where Joe Mamia was heading. Now at the mountain, to his surprise he found that José Digma had recruited the mercenary Mike Hawk to defend the mountain. He fought hard butt so did Mike Hawk witch left Joe Mamia only one way to beat him witch was with a secret technique called Hellen Keller witch he hoped to use against José Digma butt if he didn’t use it here he would die so he used it to kill Mike Hawk butt now unable to use Hellen Keller again he has to fight José Digma without his secret technique. Two of the other people on the expedition named Yuri Nator and Vi China rushed ahead to fight José Digma butt they were no match for him and were quickly killed butt before they died Joe Mamia used his UNO REVERSE CARD he had gotten from his master Chris P Bacon. To use in only the most dire situations such as this and with it he reversed the ligma being spread all over Mexico and forced it inside of José Digma. José Digma now furious that he had been infected with ligma he killed Joe Mamia. José Digma now with moments left to live do to the amount of ligma that is inside him looked over mountain Hairib allsack and saw all those who had died from the ligma he had unleashed and felt nothing but sorrow as he died of ligma.

Today the story of Joe Mamia is celebrated with the joke that is told by saying José Digma to someone and having them say what is José Digma and when they say that you say José Digma balls in your mouth. And in traditional uses of the joke after saying José Digma balls in your mouth you stab them in their eyes to honor Mike Hawk

by MikeHawk4ever December 7, 2022

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.

She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!

by TFCB January 1, 2021

diamond ring

An offering made to a female to get her to open her legs.

"Damn I never got laid as good as when I gave her the diamond ring."

by miracle_max January 6, 2008