A MMORPG type game made by Blizzard intended to frustate players into addiction. The game provides a friendly online environment where people curse, annoy, scam and beg each other all for the sake of items. The goal of the game is to level characters and equip them with skillful items, which help kill monsters faster for more items which in turn provides more characters with abilities acquire better items. Gameplay usually results in prolong periods without food, sleep or trips to the bathroom. Can be attributed to social, behavioral and academial problems. Players who quit out of boredom usually suffer relapse after rest.
hardcore diablo 2 player: OMG!!1 i just found a perfect gf!@#
non diablo 2 player: huh? really she hooked up with you??
hardcore diablo 2 player: huh? wtf?
non diablo 2 player: that hot chic from the gym?
hardcore diablo 2 player: uh.. nvm
non diablo 2 player: ??
(gf is an acrynom for grandfather, a rare sword in the game)
non diablo 2 player: huh? really she hooked up with you??
hardcore diablo 2 player: huh? wtf?
non diablo 2 player: that hot chic from the gym?
hardcore diablo 2 player: uh.. nvm
non diablo 2 player: ??
(gf is an acrynom for grandfather, a rare sword in the game)
by I-I0I30 December 28, 2005
Get the diablo 2 mug.When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.
Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012
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A two cupped object, that is quite known. It's a juggling game that you can impress people and score girls with. :)
Boy plays diabolo*
Girl1: OMG hes so hot!
Girl2: I wanna date him!
Girl1: He's MINE!
Boy: Thats the way you do it! *shines teeth*
Girl1: OMG hes so hot!
Girl2: I wanna date him!
Girl1: He's MINE!
Boy: Thats the way you do it! *shines teeth*
by Ninjaboy14 October 17, 2006
Get the diabolo mug.Also diabecity: diabetes-related obesity.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
Get the diabesity mug.A cursed disease in which you have to poke lancets on your skin then test with malfunctioning glucometers. Type I is juvenile while Type II is obesity-related.
Telling a fat person that they have diabetes is like telling a homosexual or sex addict that they have AIDS.
by SJ Haynes September 16, 2008
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Comes from the awesome music video featuring Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg which was shown on Saturday Night live.
The video rips the shit out of sex music of the early 90's. Its about two Cassanova men who attach boxes to their waists and have their dicks in the boxes. They then present the box to their lovers as a Christmas gift or any occasion for that matter:
'Christmas... dick in a box, Hanukkah... dick in a box, Kwanzaa... a dick in a box, Every single holiday a dick in a box, Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box...'
Some complete legends who live in southsea discovered this video and after watching it over and over it, the phrase dick in a box became abbreviated to DIAB and used as an insult.
Comes from the awesome music video featuring Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg which was shown on Saturday Night live.
The video rips the shit out of sex music of the early 90's. Its about two Cassanova men who attach boxes to their waists and have their dicks in the boxes. They then present the box to their lovers as a Christmas gift or any occasion for that matter:
'Christmas... dick in a box, Hanukkah... dick in a box, Kwanzaa... a dick in a box, Every single holiday a dick in a box, Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box...'
Some complete legends who live in southsea discovered this video and after watching it over and over it, the phrase dick in a box became abbreviated to DIAB and used as an insult.
by Pete Big June 30, 2007
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