cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 8, 2003

CryptIRC

Possibly the most worthless channel in the whole SwiftIRC IRC network. It's usually infested with poorniggers and other assortments of niggers. Note though, it has a single active female user, 2 males, 5 12-YOs and the rest are niggers.

Where the hell is mark? - Did you look for him in CryptIRC? - Yes, goddammit, where's that poornigger?!

by Barak Shelef June 26, 2008

craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

Cryptic

A taboo beverage which includes human urine and other urea derivatives among its active ingredients.

I was very thirsty, so obviously my first thought was to guzzle a tall glass of Cryptic.

by Galer January 3, 2009

Cryhumping

Dryhumping when sad or crying.

Her - "Are you, are you cryhumping me?"
Him- ::sob:: "..no"

by Dr. Dork May 20, 2011

craphonking

1. The practice of piling unwanted work on a colleague to keep them from advancing within the company.

2. A vulgarity roughly the same as "shit""

1. Tim was going to make manager before Christmas...unless I started seriously craphonking him.

2. What is this craphonking pile of work in my inbox?

by Seth March 2, 2004

craphass

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.

"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."

by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009