craphass 

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.

"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."

craphass by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009

Crapasstinator 

Noun: one who habitually puts off doing things by doing meaningless things instead. Also, crapastinator.

I'm a chronic crapasstinator.

Crapasstinator by JWO68 February 5, 2020

crapass 

use similar to that of "crap":
1. to describe a shitty object/person/situation/whatever
2. as an outburst of annoyedness

it was invented by me! not hannah, because i don't know her and i've been saying it for a long time! or possibly simultaneously.

crapass.

1. "that's SUCH a crapass band. and so overrated, like u2."
2. "CRAPASS! i'm the biggest moron ever and just stepped in dog poo... again."

crapass by Sanne December 28, 2005

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

Flex Crapassitor by The BS Express January 7, 2022

crapassload 

an incredibly huge amount. a combination of "assload" and "crapload"

That's a crapassload of stuff you got there, buddy.

crapassload by Mike Kenny May 13, 2005

Crapass 

sucking, a lot. Lots and lots of sucking. Not good. Hannah made up the word to describe a feeling that didn't have a word. Comes from crap and ass

My *crapass* computer keeps crashing.

Crapass by Hannah Banana )()\( December 29, 2004

crapassination 

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum

When you crap your ass inside out

crapassination by jordan November 17, 2003