craphonso 

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

craphonso by alfonso August 11, 2004

craponomy 

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

craponomy by diana gibson July 21, 2004

craphouse 

A [bathroom], especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.

I have to go to the craphouse.

craphouse by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

Craphouse Polio 

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.

I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.

Craphouse Polio by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

craphonking 

1. The practice of piling unwanted work on a colleague to keep them from advancing within the company.

2. A vulgarity roughly the same as "shit""

1. Tim was going to make manager before Christmas...unless I started seriously craphonking him.

2. What is this craphonking pile of work in my inbox?

craphonking by Seth March 2, 2004

craphomeon 

somebody whose house smells like crap and makes you want to puke when you step inside their house.

awwww! Your house smells like crap! You are such a craphomeon.

craphomeon by aaron henderson October 10, 2003

crapcondom 

a condom with shit in it.
see condom crapping.

The crapcondom popped and now there's shit everywhere!

crapcondom by Fnck April 3, 2009