The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.
by AMooseinBrighton December 04, 2013
by VegasVince December 03, 2010
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
by Myagooshki February 21, 2011
by Cblantooo March 04, 2017
"There must be at least eight hookers in that crotch over there!"
"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."
"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."
by ItalySpotter August 30, 2011
The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.
After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015