crotch custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.

Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!

Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.

crotch custard by Captain Douche February 23, 2005

crotch rocks 

Testicles, balls; often used to describe something negatively.

Man, that movie sucked big fat hairy smelly crotch rocks.

crotch rocks by BabyA December 12, 2005

Crotch Gnomes 

A small Nordic people that reside in pubic area of infested humans. Signs of Crotch Gnomes include small log cabins, or burrows in the skin of the pubic area. Initial symptoms may include small smoldering fires, slow burning sensations, and hat crafting.
Infestations of Crotch Gnomes are easily spotted by their tall pointy red hats. Not to worry though, while crotch gnomes may be irritating - have short stubby legs, and do not move very fast, making them easier to exterminate. Be sure to stay away from any small animals like Rabbits or Foxes, crotch gnomes are drawn to them.
Crotch gnomes maybe spread in the following ways:
Direct pubis to pubis contact
Excessive amounts of time spent in Nordic Countries
Hat making classes
Playing with foxes or rabbits

"I was hearing a lot of sawing and hammering noises last night in my sleep" "Have you checked your pubes? sounds like you have crotch gnomes"

Crotch Gnomes by chocahol March 4, 2008

crotch bunch

the bunch in your pants that makes it look like you have a crotch

suzy- its likes i have a penis in that picture

dionne- no man its just your crotch bunch!

crotch bunch by Emily, Emma and Lindsay March 27, 2009

crotch hunter 

The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.

I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*

crotch hunter by RielyTaylor March 4, 2009

crotch-clops 

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball

is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!

crotch-clops by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010

crotch basket 

The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.

"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."

"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"

crotch basket by SchmoopsyNickelpickel March 3, 2010