flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

Crapper

1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.

Hey, man don't go in the bathroom I just took a sweet shit on the crapper and the stink is so fine.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

crainer

A high pitched man with little friends and many tattoos who is misleading.

Hey, that crainer guy sure is annoying.

by Totally not Donald Trump November 15, 2017

crapperskates

an expression of disgust. something has gone terribly wrong or not as expected.

Crapperskates, Johnny Tremain screwed his hand up.

by Robbercon March 7, 2007

crapper john

a slang word to use when to refering to anger

crapper john i wet my pants!

by aria vahdani April 6, 2003

crapper dick

A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.

"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003