coochie crusader

A white knight but even more toxic

James is a coochie crusader.

by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019

Hot-ass Coathanger

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.

-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"

by Black Dynamite March 16, 2010

clotheshorse

Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.

me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.

by Nicole September 4, 2003

Touch Cloth

One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.

Dude, I floated an air biscuit and touched cloth.

by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004

clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'

Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.

by Russell July 11, 2004

Cooch Cork

Penis.

Get your cooch cork out of my face, asshole.

by Blotto Otto October 23, 2003

Cooch glaze

Vaginal discharge, most notably the kind secreted in anticipation of sexual intercourse

Because Debbie's sexual encounters were dry and painful, her sex therapist recommended that she focus on foreplay and make sure that she has secreted enough cooch glaze before attempting penetration.

Also,

If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.

by Squeezesha October 16, 2006