Colon W

Text form - :w
Similar to the colon three (:3) face, the colon w face can be used in various situations to express emotions/feelings such as: Aggression, scorn, zest, submission, amusement, etc. Or it can be simply used when you have nothing else to say.

"You to ugly, I hate you."
":w" (colon w)

by Renegadio February 19, 2011

Colon Blow

(n.) a shot of grain alcohol dropped into a glass of malt liquor. Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but with no redeeming quality, (specifically in the taste). Named thus for the tendency of the drink to create a state of absolute despondency in the drinker's bowels.

Daniel: Hey dude, did you know that there is a Facebook group called "If 1,000 people Join This Group Michael Hearn Will Do 10 Colon Blows."?

Luis: No one can do 10 Colon Blows and live.

by The Holy Searse May 15, 2009

Colon Crockpot

when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!

by chirpydalek August 28, 2016

colon pirate

A silly faggot that only likes it up the ass and loves the taste of cum.

Scott Glynn is a fucking colon pirate and after the man ejactulates he likes to stick a straw up there and slurp it out.

by ohara December 16, 2004

colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

colon clench

When fucking your bint up the arse, you insert your hand into her pussy, and grab hold of your cock from the inside.

Whilst doggin' shazza up the brown eye I gave her a colon clench. Her cunts like a clowns pocket

by Mafro May 9, 2006

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 17, 2008