Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

Coitophobia

the fear of heterosexual intercourse

guy- hey.. your hott
chick-your hot too!!
guy-wanna have sex?
girl-no way.. I have Coitophobia.
guy-oh..
girl-yeah..

by kooldude699 July 10, 2006

hopatcong coathanger

While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.

Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.

by skirt lifter June 25, 2016

Clithanger

When a woman's orgasm is in suspense or delayed.

Last night, my boyfriend left me with a total clithanger when he received an important call in the middle of licking my pussy.

by The Habernator January 28, 2010

chithu

chithu is the passe compose conjugation of the french slang word, chithre. Chithre means "to act like an idiot".

Il a chithu a la maison de mon ami!
He acted like an idiot at my friend's house!

by Vive_la_france July 1, 2011

clithridiate

keyhole shaped

After opening all the doors the guard had developed an aversion to clithridiate objects.

by LspiffD November 8, 2011

Contheist

Someone who hates or is against God. (Not to be confused with 'Atheist' or 'Anti-theist' who does not believe in the existence of God.) On the contrary, a Contheist acknowledges or believes in the existence of God and believes that everything is created by him. However, due to his personal failure(s) or constant hardships in life, he develops a belief that it is God who has put him through such difficulties and he will not worship him anymore. In short, he revolts against God and becomes an anarchist towards religion. A Contheist is definitely someone who used to be a believer, but decided to turn against God due to his personal failures.

Mother: Son, it's prayer time.

Contheist: Mom, I am not praying from today. I find no use in it. God has done no good to me, and I don't think he will do any good ever.

by Aamir Airborne January 19, 2014