Coach Mike

A Coach Mike is the best basketball coach of all time. Literally the GOAT. He will turn your jump shot from broke to beast in no time. Coach Mike is a lady's guy. Whenever he's not ballin, he's spending time with the ladies. Basketball doesn't define a Coach Mike, Coach Mike defines basketball.

Sorry I cant, I'm ballin with Coach Mike.

by BCbeeeeaaassst January 26, 2018

Coach D

The best teacher in the whole universe

Coach D uses the correct pronouns for all her students, we stan.

by thenuggetsidekick April 22, 2021

Coach Zee

the rapping coach of homestar runner who wheres a green suit with handys and footys and a rappers neck lace that is a gold "Z". he is famous for is missuse of the word job and his hit single "These Peoples Try to Fade Me".

"Coach Zee has been drinking Listerene

by coachzee1212 December 17, 2003

coach potato

An extremely lazy coach; posts when practice/game is an hour before practice/game, so half of the team shows up;

-When is your next game? Maybe my team will play you.

-How the hell should I know!!! Mr.______ is such a coach potato.

-Oh, haha, sucks for you.

by Fshneed April 12, 2008

Coach Z

And if you're trying to fade him, then you must smoke grass!

The King's gone mad with powa! He's gona eat the Chort! Jeorra!

by hmm September 28, 2003

Coach Poppy

A stylish sub-brand from Coach introduced in 2009 and aimed at materialistic teenage girls and young women. The Coach Poppy collection includes handbags (purses), wristlets (called little things), shoes, tees, and jewels. It is a "fresh and spirited...fierce and vibrant" kind of brand. Coach Poppy bags/wristlets are more colorful and shinier than regular Coach products (since teenage girls are naturally attracted to bright, shiny objects and will buy all of them). Not only do the colors and glitter attract them, but the males as well, since most of the material girls that carry these bags/wristlets are super hot. A beautiful girl with a Poppy bag over her shoulder and a wristlet on her arm will get all the boys staring at her.

Are you a Coach Poppy girl?

by Sharpie1987 July 20, 2010

Coach Shims

An obese dyke , who favors certain students. She also looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz. She picked a good career, it suits her well. She can dress like shit, and check out young women in the locker room.

"I ran all 4 laps!"says the multicultural black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.

by Alternate Avé December 15, 2008