crockets

Pubic lice with serious biting power, similar to a crocodile bite. Crabs. Parasites. Crotch crickets.

I saw LIL STEVIE scratching his pubes all day, that chick he hooked up with at the beach must have given him some some serious salt water crockets.

by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007

clocked

to get crazy angry - go off (like a clock)

we were being loud and the landlord just CLOCKED.

by Dan Wald April 12, 2006

Irish Clocktower

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.

"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"
"How long did it take John to jism?"
"5 minutes."
"Thats John's new record!"

by CIRCUS1337 December 9, 2008

crockett cougars

The Greatest Drumline In the world goes to this highschool and performes the best cadences in the world!! go to www.swt.com then search for cdl

we make um say daaaaammmnn

by Eli August 29, 2003

clocked tea

When a transsexual gender is noticed by other people.

Brian:That's a dude

Ts swineflu: I am a woman
Bitch: bitch you clocked tea

by palace_booty March 1, 2017

clocketh the house

It means "look at this/that"

I got a new Jeffree Star pallete, clocketh the house, girl!

by Mon IRL February 21, 2018

Clockstrone

A euphemism for "Jet Lag". Clockstrone is reserved for those who experience severe jet lag.

I took that red-eye back from Cali last night and man am I Clockstroned

by Teddy "Bones" Keating January 3, 2009