Clenched

Someone who is tryharding at video games, or is jacking off really fast

Wow that guy is so clenched.

by Plasmic Ashes January 6, 2019

Clinch

Clinch:
1. A word mainly used to mean grabbing of the dick.
2. Rubbing penis on your face.

Seb clinch's all the time. He usually clinch's four times a day.

by pollyphinic August 11, 2008

Clenching

The act of one male homesexual tightening up his anus so as to increase the pleasure of his partner. To make ones asshole tighter.

"I'm having a difficult time taking a leak today...Robert's been clenching the shit outta me lately.

by Gay Robert March 19, 2014

clinch / un-clinch

clinch / un-clinch is what most guys do with their butt-cheeks when they're jacking off and trying to cum.

When I jack off and I'm getting close, I clinch / un-clinch my tight buns!

by USAF Cadet April 1, 2021

Clunch

A word used to describe female genitals (pussy or vagina etc...) Commonly seen in E4 Comedy The Inbetweeners

"There's gonna be loads of Clunch at this party"

by WoodWood June 15, 2009

Clenching the Wrench

When you aggressively stroke your cock so hard you shit yourself. This may cause small lacerations along the shaft/tip, and or severe fright from masturbation.

Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."

by microwave420.69 September 24, 2019

Ass-Clenching Cold

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014