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chavette

chavette's are the female vesion of a chav. they are simple to spot,you will probably hear them before you see them.
they are normally 14 year old girls, often from council estates, hanging around outside macdonalds. they wear designer, or knock off designer clothing, track suit bottoms, mini skirts, so much jewlery its amazing they can even lift the middle finger they frequently air to passers by. hoop earrings so big you can put a parrot on it and a 'croydon facelift'; hair so tightly pulled back their eyebrows *whats left after excessive plucking* reach their hairline.
they will have a pram, possibly not their own child as it is a fashionable acsessory to have, little brothers/sisters/cousins etc will suffice until they can have their own, usually through a drunken fumble with another chav
chav girl 1: darren done got me up the duff innit? he sez he aint gunna stick by it and i'm all like, pssh, forget you man, i aint needing no man to brin' up dis kid you get me?
chav girl2: yeah yeah, fo sho innit? he aint no ting anyway innit?

( innocent passer by looks in bewilderment at the wild screeching coming from outside macdonalds)
chavettes: what you lookin' at? you got a problem wiv me is it? com on den, you fink you alla dat, innit?
by goth_bunny December 27, 2008
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chaventry

'The population density of Coventry is 565.8 Chavs per square mile of land area.'
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chavette

See also sket, slut, skank, whore, slag, ho, hoe, prossie
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Chavz

Complete twats. plural for chav, you will usualy see groups of chavs actin all hard outside Mc Donalds sayin stuf like, "int gez, we iz gona bounce down to da hood and cap some ass".

***with all the fake burbery and 'addidus' they always burn well***
Look a group of chavz. letz set fire to them and see wether or not they are clever enuf to notice.
by piroboy July 16, 2008
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chaved

When your property is stolen /pyked Chaved
Rozzi : O wow that was really fun wasnt it guys!
Chels : Yeh lemme just get me fone out n take a piccy of y'all ..
Rozzi : Yeh good idea.Get mine out n all
Chels :OMG OUR MOBLYS AV BEEN CHAVED!!!
Rozzi : WOT !!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by ali g December 22, 2004
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chavette

hmm, were to start, they wear this stange white eyeshadow which looks like paint, they then wear so much hair gel that their hair actually looks painful, dont get me started on the 'gold' hoop earings, cigarette in one hand, mobile in another and probably sitting by her babys pram in the park outside her council block with her brethren around her swearing spitting and swigging cheap cider.
victimising emos and or goths and walking up to people and saying 'u dissin me' or something along those lines.

most of the time, these... people (i use the term lightly) are seen hanging around kids parks, outside supermarkets and in or around macdonalds,,, (note, they are normally sat in their boyfriends chavvy modified cars)

a new thing is to write and say 'izzles or ozzles' after every word along with old favourites such as 'oh my daze' and 'tis mush' and 'ite' instead of are you alright.

they wear mainly pink and white sports gear from shops like sports world and have those things that i call chav jackets, you know the body warmers with the huge furry hoods.

they are generally foul mouthed. the chavettes are either extremely skinny or over weight, over weight chavs normally dress like boys i think they think they are gangster

of course not forgetting sovereign rings and they have big mouths
my cousin (who i will save from the shame by not naming) is sadly a chavette, she most commonly wears mini skirts which barely cover her arse horrid pink and white trainers, a burberry type cap (that poor brand)calls everyone mush and says innit alot. she attends grasstrack meets and wears so much make up i am surprised that she can show emotion. her hair is like straw were she has dyed and straitened it far too much and she is obsessed with thise damn hooped earings!
by darrens_girl22 June 13, 2007
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Chavezzz

Fake Group Of People Who Act Like People They Will Never Be.
Group Of People Who Consist Of Mainly Little Boys And Very Few Girls.
Group Of People That Don't Act There Age And Think There Better Than Others, But Never Will Be.
Group Of People Who Are Immature.
"Come Party With Chavezzz.."
by Amber Lynn Briggs April 23, 2013
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