captialism

The best economic system known to mankind. Socialist pinkos don't get it yet, but capitalism is THE shit.

Boy, do I love capitalism! I can actually make something of myself and provide for my family!

by Rob Lawson March 17, 2004

caputs

Is a word that a Yanky's use meaning 'Fucked Up'

Damn that Is Microwave Smells. Is it Caputs?

by Flyaway531 December 11, 2007

cautionary tales of swords

The best thing from channel 101, go watch

Don't touch swords! -cautionary tales of swords

by TripFisk December 12, 2009

caution

1. to be wary
2. acronym for Can Anyone Under Twenty Ingest Oxygen Nytrate

we need to use caution when killing people.

by Samuel April 7, 2004

caption obvious

A man with super power to state the obvious.

Thank you Caption Obvious to state the obvious, now SHUT UP!

by Caption Obvious April 20, 2015

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

Captive Mermaid

the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.

1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.

by thelegend91 September 15, 2009