stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010

CALEBISM

The belief in ones self to succeed and not care about what others think and live your life and you will be happy.. Versace

I don't care what you think of me, my belief is CALEBISM.

by Speers February 12, 2014

Cadence

She is the most smartest and cutest person you will ever meet.she may be doubtful at times but she does have good looks and she is a very nice person but can be rough at times and she can have quite an attitude watch out men (hint hint wink wink) and btw she is a GREAT KISSER 👍🏼

*person one*-dang she’s got! I want her to be my girlfriend!!
*person two*-yeah dude her name is Cadence she is pretty hot isn’t she?
*person one*- ...she mine fight me

by Hey_its_roleplay and she crazy November 29, 2018

Cale

Someone brilliant who know's how to treat the ladies; a rarity.
Don't be fooled, his shy possibly nerdy exterior is usually just a cloaking device employed to scare off the undeserving.
However, if you're ever lucky enough to find someone so genuine, sweet and romantic then don't think twice, you've found yourself a Cale.

Girl 1: ''Oh my goodness, my new boyfriend is so sweet! Yesterday he wrote my name in flowers and left them on my front doorstep for me to find''

Girl 2: ''Oh honey he's a Cale! You better hold onto that one, he's THE one!''

by Forget-me-not my Butterfly April 13, 2011

Caleb

Caleb is the type of guy that makes you feel like you are in a fairy tale. He hasn't quite figured out his own life yet, but he always makes you feel better. Even though he is tall while you are short, his hugs are the best medicine for a long day. There is something about the way he holds you tight against him that drains all of your worries away. When he lets go, your brain is occupied trying to engrave his scent into your memory. Caleb is dorky in a cute way. He is a terrible dancer and singer, but you consider his dancing and singing the best thing in the world. When he looks up after a little car performance, you can't help but catch his eye. The unique mix of brown and black is mesmerizing, and his smile shines brighter than the street lights that pass by the car. Caleb makes you realize what true love should feel like. For example, fun, engulfing, and sparky. Sadly, he still has some life problems that he needs to figure out, and you have some personal feeling problems of your own.

Caleb is truly Prince Charming.

by AC-20 February 7, 2019

Caden

A Funny & Hot boy who loves to pen tap all the time in class. Everyone likes to have him as a friend, and is friends with the popular kids. He is kind, and is athletic! c;

Caden is so funny!

by Anonymous Jane doe May 20, 2017

calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave

You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010