Flamingo Cactus

Cactus in the shape of a flamingo; a mix between a flamingo and a cactus, it was a crazy night

Guy 1: Damn look at the flamingo!
Guy 2: No man that's a flamingo cactus , it's a mix between a flamingo and a cactus.

by Camou-man January 17, 2013

suicide caucus

The act of a political party causing harm to their country and use that pain to force the opposition to comply. This is different from political suicide which compromises a chance of maintaining power. A suicide caucus is often a last ditch effort.

John Boehner fucking with the debt ceiling is a prime example of a suicide caucus.

by Baldr57 October 8, 2013

cacty the cactus

a cactus that is actually a reincarnation of our lord and savior.

yo cacty the cactus is like, jesus man

by MilesShrekDaddy September 13, 2019

Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.

"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."

by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009

Casus Belli

1.An act or event that provokes or is used to justify war.
2.A substandarb EQ guild.

1.Iraq going to Kuwait
2.Casus Belli doing Rallos Zek for months on end without success.

by Ogur Bashum July 15, 2003

calcuslap

to slap somebody in the face with a calculator. perhaps you had a calculator in your hand, or to show intellectual superiority. pretty much the highest form of domination. often results in bleeding.

1. Moron - derr, i really suck.
Smart kid - calcuslapped!
2. dumbass - hehe! i'm gonna act like a retard!
other dude - don't do that, or i'll calcuslap you.

by Oddy October 15, 2005

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine December 28, 2005