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comfort stop

(noun)
A comfort stop is when you go to the toilet for whatever reason, e.g. if you have to drop off a deuce, go for a slash or a line of coke
Rather used by older women
Tour guide: Ok gents, does anyone need a comfort stop?
Dude: Oh hell yeah, I have to piss like a racehorse, bitch!
by Santacruzshores January 6, 2006
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Comfort Album

"omg folklore by taylor swift is my COMFORT ALBUM"
by zerologic101 May 18, 2021
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Comfortable Friends

Two friends that are comfortable with each other to do anything and talk about anything. This is very close to an open relationships the only difference is that you are not labeling it as a relationship.

A comfortable friends is someone you can feel 100% yourself around them. the first thing the pops into your head you can say or do around them and they can to you. you are never weirded out by them and vice-versa.

often time relationship can be 'down-graded' to Comfortable Friends status. since Comfortable friends status give you to the joy of thier company in the same way as the relationship (the physical and the emomtional aswell as the stupid hanging outs) without the preasure or stigmas of beinging in a realtionship.
I get along with this one guy so well, but I don't want to be tied down so we are comfortable friends

"are you and mike going out, sarah?"
"no not anymore, we are just comforable friends"

being comfortable friends just seems to work better for john and myself, we are a little more grounded to other parts of life now.
by Wow, I want to have fun March 19, 2009
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Comf

James: mmm comf, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by cparks February 20, 2014
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comfortility

A scale on which the comfort of something is measured.
Comfortility is measured in comfortalls, the rough scale for this goes thus: 0-not very comfortable at all (eg a hard wooden bed which has 10 inch nails penitrating it which stick into your bare back also giving you splinters.)
The scale ranges to 83 a very comfortable thing to be resting in (eg. an incredibly padded seat which takes totoaly absorbs your body and gives you a weightlessness feeling)
Inbetween is 42, the average comfortility. (eg. a standard padded arm chair)
The comfortility scale can also be exact with scientific tests, which, take in to accout one's dimensions and weight, senario and tiredness.
-"excuse me, I wish to buy an arm chair for my lounge, i was wandering if you could help me"
"Of course, that is my job"
"oh, thankyou. Now how is an arm chair likely to cost me."
"Well, it all depends on what comfortility you are looking for."

-"Son, where is all our furniture gone?"
"My friends dad who's a scientist has taken them away to do tests on them, because me and my sister were arguing wich chair was the most comfortable."
by Yung Simon August 23, 2005
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comf

A cool slang word for comfy or wearing sick rad baggy clothing.
e.g Grace and Liv your looking very comf today.
e.g Grace and Liv your clothes look super Comf.
by Grace7891 November 16, 2018
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comfemscated

appropriated: taken without permission or consent especially by public authority using a canine or other type of specially trained beast.
"The man had his supply comfemscated when the police brought the dogs out to search his car."
by James Peripheral December 23, 2006
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